A Little Dry Humor

I got this forward from a friend. It's not laugh out loud funny but I got a good chuckle out of it.

Several men are in the locker room at the health club.A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.....

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure... Go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really like."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:"$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks:"Anyone know who this phone belongs to??"

Anniversary Weekend Getaway

We had a blast this weekend in Salt Lake City. We took Owen with us since Barry's sister lives in right in Salt Lake and she was willing to watch him for a couple hours. Owen really enjoyed spending time with Noah, Eloise, Aunt Mandy, and Uncle Nate. We left Idaho Friday morning. When we got to Salt Lake we dropped Owen off, and then went over to the Salt Lake Temple and went through a session. There were a ton of brides there. It was overcast but a perfect day for wedding pictures. 

After the temple, we went to dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. It was simply delicious! If you ever get the chance to eat there we'd recommend the Steak Diane combos. I had mine with Shrimp Scampi and Barry had his with the Chicken Madeira. Both are just wonderful.

Saturday afternoon we saw the new Indiana Jones film. We both liked it but Barry thought the main story plot was stupid. Sorry aliens! He-he. Sunday Barry grilled the best lunch. We had rib eye steaks, grilled steak fries, grilled pineapple, and watermelon. Good job honey!

When we got to Idaho Falls we stopped by Barry's parents. I told him that they had something for us. It was really Owen & my gift to him for anniversary, birthday, and Father's Day. Our anniversary is May 30; his birthday is June 8; and Father's Day is the June 15. So instead of getting 3 different presents I lumped it all in one and got him a grill. His current grill has seen better days. The side working surfaces are falling off and it has bird do-do all over it from our Ririe days. This new one has 3 burners and then 1 side burner. He's picking it up after work so I hope it turns out to be a good grill. I did my research but you never know.