I got this forward from a friend. It's not laugh out loud funny but I got a good chuckle out of it.
Several men are in the locker room at the health club.A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure... Go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really like."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN:"$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks:"Anyone know who this phone belongs to??"
LOL, that was funny!
ReplyDelete